Yep. Unfortunately, the US is currently doing a Cecil Kelly and the right is a vat of plutonium slurry just shy of a criticality.

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound; And frogs in the pools singing at night, And wild plum trees in tremulous white; Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; And not one will know of the war, not one will care at last when it is done. Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, If mankind perished utterly; And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn Would scarcely know that we were gone.

Bwahaha. Just take the L, Chief.

Or don’t… 🍿🍿🍿🍿

No. It absolutely does matter what Belarus does. What the hell is wrong with you?

Kin selection is still our most wildly popular drug.

He’s good for absolutely nothing in this world. The only true altruistic path for him would be euthanasia and donating his water to the tribe.

The 80s movie robojox basically has this as it’s central premise, cept they were piloted.

Heavy, existential sigh.

ALL MAGA. TAKE THEM ALL. JUST A CONVEYOR BELT FEED SYSTEM ACROSS THE OCEAN.

You’d know, that’s why I was thanking you. While you’re out here fixing the internet, you should stop by urban dictionary and let them know they’re making your work harder than it needs to be.

Thanks be to you, Pronouncy McColloquial, keeper of all standards of how slang works, ally to the pedant.

Lol 🤣 what a terrible take.

Thank you for your UNSOLICITED AND SUBJECTIVE OPINION.

After brief consideration, I have determined it to be of absolutely no worth to me, but your very singular wit is welcome to it.

Well I think we can all agree not to put you in charge of any important decisions after today.

Your pedantry is unbecoming of a 21st century person, especially considering the event is “The Olympic Games” not “The Olympic Sports”.

And really, the worst thing the JD Vance rumors will do is cause a sales bump for Siemens couches by Republican males.

But that is why, if they catch you, and you haven’t obliterated a family, you still catch heat.

This lying bitch isn’t likely to catch nearly enough to deter future drunk driving at the keyboard. When we catch you driving drunk you lose your fucking license.

Shitheels has a fucking opinion on how to run everything it seems. Clear sign he should run nothing, since the only thing being actually run is his fucking mouth.

The Dutch need a metric fuckton of cultural reform. I’m saying this as a descendant of them in Canada.

Blackface is not an acceptable holiday tradition, and marzipan is concentrated evil. Also fuuuuuuuuck rapists, you get nothing, you fucking LOSE, and you goddamn keep losing as an example to any other idiots, good day sir!

They are VERY DANGEROUS to conservatives and the flawed ideological rafts they’re still clinging to.

No… No they are all still freaks. Did you just take off your “they live” sunglasses or something? The Freakshow aspect is in the ideological makeup.