Ignotum

Race conditions can make you a racist,
If you

1. Are behind the wheel of a racecar
2. You are on a racetrack

Then there’s no nice way to say it, you might be a racist, drive safe

“So this here is a rock”
“Uhh, in english please?”

Internet solipsism; you realize you’re the only real person on the internet

Edit: solipsism probably isn’t the right word, i think i heard a word for this but can’t recall what it was

I had a similar error, though not from the compiler
Error message just read this should never happen

shit fetch --all

Fork and knife explosive?! 😱

“i’ll fix that later”
Narrator: “they never did”

“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”

stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

I was a nano person for the longest time, was planning to try out vim but never did, until i saw a coworker using it and he explained a little about the vim “language” actually worked and how much you could do with it

With some encouragement from him and a week or two of reduced productivity i was able to do everything just as fast in vim as in nano, and it only got better from there, now i find any other editor slow and tiresome in comparison

Combine that with my pre-push hook that runs linting and tests, which takes about 10 minutes, and you’re gonna have a good time

I’ve long ago disabled the tests and only run linting now, i’m not a machochist

Hmm, that’s true, if the question is if all three in this moment wants a beer, then not knowing if you want it means that you don’t currently want it in the strictest sense 🤔

OCs point was that if the first person hadn’t made up their mind yet, that would also cause them to say “i don’t know”, but the two following logicians seem to assume that the first person said “i don’t know” because they wanted it but didn’t know if the other two did

It’s a false dichotomy and faulty logic if you look too closely

But it’s a pretty funny joke

Haha, anti flu shot, reminds me of a terrible joke

“I’ve tried every acne cream on the market, and i still have terrible acne! What’s your secret?”

“I use anti-acne cream”

I’m so damaged that i read anti-polio vaccine as anti polio-vaccine, assuming the article to be about yet another wave of antivaxx stupidity

“Army of the dead” had a zombie pather or tiger, can’t remember which,

Also think there’s a ton of smaller budget horror movies with zombie animals, can’t remember any names though, one was set in a zoo and had all kinds of zombiefied animals

Haven’t tried any of those other ones you mentioned, but i can vouch for Godot, it’s pretty amazing (granted, i’m not a professional developer, but Godot has worked great for my hobby projects)

Gotta keep those instance hosting costs down

Just a sprinkle of dino