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Sure bro, just tell me what local spot in Texas has New York style pizza that isn’t shit.
Hint: THERE FUCKING ISN’T ONE.
Source: My dumb ass that went to NYC, ate pizza three days in a row, and hasn’t touched a slice since returning to this pizza-deficient shithole because my eyes have been opened like that scene from Event Horizon.
But who cares about the obviously much more boring option?
I mean, sure, there will be some people on the lower end of that 0-1,000 MPH curve that are not in very close vicinity to any objects to splort against. Inupiat, Aleut, Sami, Yamalo-Nenets… anyone inside the arctic circle should be relatively fine, speed-wise.
Nah, the biggest effect would be in every single thing at or above ground level being instantly shot eastward at somewhere between 0 and 1,000 miles per hour. After that the weather is pretty much irrelevant because anything that would experience it would be dead as shit.
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You know, movie tickets! Those things that haven’t had cultural relevance in years, that nobody actually fucking wants to deal with, but movie studios make shit-tons of up front cash on them so we’re forced into waiting through theatrical exclusivity if we have zero interest in watching movies while surrounded by other assholes?
Totally an excellent comparison, given that the last movie I saw in a theater was IT. The first part. And I didn’t pay for the ticket.
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