ZZ Top Beards: Eliciting beard-related chuckles at least once every decade when new kids find out about the band members’ names.

Ok, not a single bullet was fired before Ukraine decided to defend itself? From what?

Excellent enlarged guinea pig.

Nothing, and a few probably will. But a few small groups are much more easily handled. I wouldn’t be surprised if smashing the group was the main motivation behind the plane crash.

David’s little stone dick is a cultural heritage, you barbarian!

Don’t read the comments. Ever.

And if you catch yourself reading them, stop.

And if you catch yourself repl- well, shit.

Wow, you actually changed it, that literally never happens! Thank you, I’ll sleep better tonight 😄

*you’re

Hands free masturbation sounds like you misunderstood something crucial about the concept.

If the same job can be done by more people working fewer hours it’s a “bullshit job”? Elaborate.

Have you heard about shifts? I hear they’re all the rage in production.