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Collection plates, absolutely not immoral. Serves the christians right for tipping with fake dollar bills.

As for everything else, uh, absolutely immoral.

Oh no, absolutely not.

I’m leaning towards the “needs psychologist” part. I was stuck in a rut from my own bout of hypochondria for pretty much all of 2021, it was not fun. The constant feeling of impending doom and everyone dismissing my problems unfortunately gave me suicidal thoughts like crazy. I eventually sought therapy and it helped a little bit, but a lot of it just went away on its own.

OP, it does get better overtime. Quit looking up symptoms on Google (or other search engine of choice) and drink plenty of water.

Sadly it’s not on the playstore anymore, but I’ve had a free Tetris clone app on my phone for years that has served as a good time killer or a distraction from awkward silence. It’s called Tetra Classic. I think you can still find the APK somewhere, hopefully in reputable sources.

Too late, the pinkertons are on their way.

European kids laughing at the perceived intellectual inferiority of Americans once again

This feels like something that would have been on comedyhomicide on The Forbidden Orange Alien Site™

Sure, agree to disagree.

Let me tell you about my mother…
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Good and very informative, thank you.

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I’m still gonna pronounce it (G)IF though.

More scritchies per scritch.

S*x 🤮

Of course she is. Why would mommy ever raise a worthless android peon?

I know you’re kidding, but I’m almost considering Ohio exactly because of all of the NOTHING* that happens.

*Except that one thing. But I’ll probably be living far away from that.

I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow.

Your sentiment is good but misplaced. The ocean will already do that for us in our lifetime. With any hope, the crazies might go underwater with Florida, but it will most likely disperse them.

Yeah, I gotta get the fuck out of here.

I can never tell the difference anymore.

Uncropped portrait screenshot of a snapchat(?) story of a jpeg quality meme with an unnecessary red circle. Truly the pinnacle of memes.