Omg thankies :333 I mean oh yeah cool whatever

If you want to, I don’t mind =3

I would not be surprised if my troops found a McDonalds on them islands. I will allow them to continue operating.

As a German, whenever I hear that term I think of this

I might need help for that. I shall call on the Irish. They owe me. But I’ll need to build a house on the islands first, thank you for your intel! You’re promoted!

Anyways if, and that’s a big IF, the Australians provide resistance against my forces and I, I already have another war plan in development. I don’t want to tell too much but it’s honestly pretty smart, I’ll use “ping -c [REDACTED] google.com.au” in my terminal, which is sure to get them begging for mercy.

Alright I didn’t know where else to post this but I wanted to inquire y’all for knowledge. I wanted to formally declare war on McDonald Islands and I wanted to know if anyone here knows how to do that. I already declared war on them on Twitter so that’s like 50% of the work, right? What else do I need to do? I’m holding a press conference tomorrow at 6. Please help.

I just throw 'em right at the throat, but if I’m gonna drink anyways I do do it with water.