Doki Doki Munitions Club

Ghost face knows what’s up 💗

Welcome to the sea / pira-sea wiki

Be the change you want to sea(horse)

Wait isn’t this the beginning of Stardew Valley

I’d love to see this for luminance. I know my vision is getting worse, but I cannot see the goddamn Batman or anything else made in the last five years

Opens with: Notepad

Does it, though?

12 rules for what?

Book recommendation on “actual piracy”: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/541876.Villains_of_All_Nations

OK, whew. That would bring the volume down to 65 cubic inches, or just over 1 liter

Assuming a cylinder shape, that’s approximately 160 cubic inches of penis?

Context

The catgirls of fedi strike again

The Winter Socks

Gaming?? Yeahyou’reright

Good morning, I hope this email finds you reduced to a literal bag of perfectly preserved flesh and bones.

I’m guessing this documents an experience of being left on read during a time of need. The tattoo (if it’s real) may be an attempt to punish the person they were reaching out to. All speculation, of course

Thank Christ! Oi oi oi

Already dying a gruesome death tho, ain’t I. Million bucks sounds handy

I can’t tell if that’s good Janet or evil Janet, but either way she’s right