Yeah no way, the 90s were something like 10 years ago and… wait now we’re in…
Ohh… Ohh no…

“Oi, fuckface!”

Narrated version

I take it to the garage whenever the little dash LCD asks or when I get the yearly letter from the ministry of transport.
Other than that I just assume it’s fine if there’s no weird noises…

Ohh man my shoes gradually untying during the day have been bugging me for years! Always assumed it was because I was tying them in a hurry…
Just checked and sure enough I’ve been making granny knots all this time. Can’t believe I never thought to look it up 😅
Thank you so much!

Ahh yes, the standard foreign office response…