Half the white people: Yee haw, I’m gonna shoot some minorities! I’m in a militia!

Other half of white people: Don’t worry, the police will protect you. No militias gangs allowed!

Or the parasitic larva

Calling them weird isn’t going to work at all, that’s an absolutely terrible idea. Everyone wants weird. We need weird right now, just not their weird. We should be upping our weird game and present options that will work, that centrist libs will say are weirdly communist or anarchist sounding.

Things are about to change big time and it’s too late to stop that. The best we can do is shape it into something good. But nobody is buying tickets on the normal train. If you’re here on Lemmy, then you sure aren’t.

Or cats

Normalize political energy. Howard Dean should have won.

Believe it or not, sexism!

They usually place the man’s name first and then only pass on those names.

We just made up portmanteau names for our kids, based on what sounded good. Over time, this should improve the overall coolness of last names.

It helps a lot with your sense of touch, too. Whenever I shave anything it feels numb.

That’s part of why I prefer spray-on sunscreen.

Because “works just like email” sounds like a good thing to us.

I blame Heaven’s Gate and OceanGate.

Nowadays you can’t compare anything to anything.

Polygamy is fucked up

Polyamory is cool

Man, we need mesh networks yesterday. I don’t care if it’s slow, I just want them to get out of my face.

Company?

No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.

That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.

Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?

Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.

Finally a use for NFTs!