I wonder how failure is defined (maybe it’s in the article). Because SW companies don’t really care about making SW work, the only measure of success is selling SW teams to bullshit customers for as long as possible.

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Very normal and rational reaction to Bibi’s hateful drivel. I prescribe you nothing, come back to my office when you’re in the all caps, three exclamation marks stage.

Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

I wonder if it’s much different of industrial ‘chicken wings’

I have the same issue with my folders /Rasputin, /Rasputin2, /CrazyRussianHypnotistGuru, /RasRasRasputin and /SexiestLesbian

That was … Awsome

!!! Thanks !!!

the internet

What the fuck is this shit? Always something new with you people

Bold move.

Oi! Anaximenes, you claim you are smart enough to fill this position of Software engineer, and yet your phallus has the size and the stench of a donkey’s! You must be a brute, unfit for this job.

Epiphanes! Do not lecture me about my phallus, when your testicles look like undeveloped figs and you have a woman’s chin. I will beat you with this keyboard.

I see. You can start Monday.

The job interviews would certainly be more entertaining.

But I see your point. I’m afraid you were born 2500 years too late.

Yes I often think about Athens, well Athenian men mostly. How they had these battles of wit. Long and hard battles of wit. Almost naked battles of wit. Man against man. Yes I think of that time sometimes.

(I’m heterosexual BTW)

Please Quarteze, respectfully think about the shareholders and how much an unpaid day of work from you would mean for them. Not much, really, but they’d rather have you being miserable. Thanks Quarteze (you can run the ‘work for free’ wheel as many times as you want)

“C++, Python, Java” truly is the Lorem Ipsum of coding languages

2/1 odds. Almost guaranteed win.

Priest or equivalent: ‘We are gathered today to remember the life of Bjrn Tantau, who had this uncommon, but not weird, kink about hobo feet’

Assembly: ‘Good for them’

What a brave man. While trying to protect the society from the evils of homosexualiness (rainbows, questionable moustaches, etc), he still tried to study the enemy to understand their flawed logic. 🫡

IT ALSO COULD BE TJE RESULT OF INTENSIVE HOG CRANKING. CHECK IT OUT ITS A KNOWN CONDITION. IF YOU HAVENT IT YET, I HOPE YOU CRANK YOUR HOG ENOUGH AROOOOO

CANCER IS A SHIT ILLNESS THAT I DONT LIKE AT ALL. I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT CANCER, I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE IT AND REMWMBER TO GET CHECKED MFER

In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a “strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities”, but I guess it’s a question of optimism

O dear original source of half of my genetic material, including the differentiating heterotypical chromosome!

Despite my many attempts at interacting through my somatosensory system with what looked like a haptic receptor of a timekeeping mechanism attached to my sinestro-anterior limb, the visual indicator of the aforementioned radiocarpal joint-mounted machine keeping track of the flow of hours, minutes and seconds (important: please note only the latter is a SI unit) remains devoid of any hint of a reactive process consequential to my stimulus.

What the fuck.