dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy don’t beans ever play hide and seek?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down110
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareWhy don’t beans ever play hide and seek?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat do you call a belt made of watches?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down11
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a belt made of watches?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoHow do you organize a space party?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down14
arrow-up1199arrow-down1message-squareHow do you organize a space party?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy can’t you give Elsa a balloon?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareWhy can’t you give Elsa a balloon?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoHow many seconds are there in a year?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareHow many seconds are there in a year?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy did the scientist install a knocker on his door?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the scientist install a knocker on his door?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI just watched a program about beavers.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareI just watched a program about beavers.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMy friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareMy friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy did the coffee file a police report?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the coffee file a police report?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat’s the number for over-eaters anonymous?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhat’s the number for over-eaters anonymous?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMy daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareMy daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMy wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareMy wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareI had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhen does a joke become a dad joke?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareWhen does a joke become a dad joke?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareI really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoHow do you get a country girl’s attention?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareHow do you get a country girl’s attention?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
