Also they sent a couple of official internal memos telling their soldiers to plz not genocide (lost among the flurry of not-to-be-taken-seriously official calls for genocide) so that proves they’re totally not genociding. Also, something something this court has no authority.

Checkmate.

But your honor! My highly convenient claim makes it so that I MUST kill children. Surely you agree?!

The main worry here is that Bernie only seems to (openly) support 20 of the 100 total confirmed gecs. And that’s not even beginning to factor in the purported existence of up to 10,000 gecs, as some researchers have claimed.

You can send your own complaint here:

https://forms.dataprotection.ie/contact

I’d say mine started with Buttercup

And Swatch for some weird reason. Absolute insanity.