Does it make me less of a man if I don’t inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

This won’t be popular with the North Korean people. Kim’s approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

Indeed, she looks nothing like a cunt.

9.85 years, if you were also wondering.

I see what you dad there.

Not where Palestine is concerned.

My first thought was “I wouldn’t expect lesbians to generally be super happy about being a prop for fracking marketing.”

Man, they just had to go and say “fucked” and miss out on that family appeal.

Nobody’s ever going to recognize Maduro as the winner of the election, just that he might become president anyway.

Well, yeah. Maduro knows what giving up power does to a dictator’s life expectancy.

Do you think it encourages people to be kind when they do something charitable and get told “Yeah, no, fuck you still”?

The “people are generally decent but the system is not” timeline.

I couldn’t, until you said that. But, in my defense, I also don’t care.

I said the Democrat leadership chose him. You said that doesn’t matter because he won the primary. I said he won the primary in part because Democrat leadership chose him, and here’s how. I never complained. What they did wasn’t cheating or illegal, and I don’t think it should be.

No need to project a bunch of feelings onto me.

Bernie was winning handily until half the field dropped out and endorsed Biden right before Super Tuesday, which is when Biden started winning. Pretending he just won in a purely fair and honest race is silly, we all saw the collusion.

And if you’re referring to the 2024 primary, pretending that was a real race is even more silly.

Here is the interview, the quote is at ~7:20

I can’t find the interview, but a week or so ago, a Democrat congressman admitted that Joe Biden didn’t gain the Democrat nomination in 2020 because he was the best choice to beat Donald Trump. He won the nomination because he was the best choice to beat Bernie Sanders.

There are genuine, good-faith moderate centrist voters, but at the higher levels of government, there aren’t any good-faith, genuine moderate centrist politicians. They work for their wealthy donors, and they know it.

Edit: Found it, quote is at ~7:20

People out there are really trying to insist that swing voters are gonna think “He reminds me of grandpa when we told him he needs to stop driving. He’s got my vote.”

Yes, I know you’d still pick a braindead Biden over any version of Trump. I would too. It’s not about ability as a president, it’s about ability to get elected president. I’m sick of hearing that like it addresses a single person’s concerns about him remaining in the race.

Don’t kink shame. We’ve all had those thoughts about spriggans.