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Too bad you don’t have a bigger extrusion nozzle!
Too bad you don’t have a bigger extrusion nozzle!
That’s how we know you’re not a millennial. A real millennial knows that’s only one week’s worth of 'cado toast.
And yet, removing the ambiguity seems superfluous. It’s not like it’d change anything, right?
Alternatively, you can just abbreviate it as GOP.
Well that’s a hilarious tinfoil hat theory- that lung-cancer-fighting drugs are financed by Big Tobacco as a way for them to sell more cigarettes.
And honestly, is there anything more late-stage capitalism than “who cares if this activity causes you cancer; you can just take a pill to make it go away!”
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No no no, it was the color they had a problem with, it just wasn’t the suit.
Stop sending people to kill me. We’ve already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send a second.
My own theory seems dumb to me, how could they be so shortsighted?
There are countless events in human history where that question could be asked. Thinking long-term about the health of the environment and the species just doesn’t seem to be within human capability.
A surprising amount of people want to watch the world burn, as long as they can do it from a balcony.
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face fire would spread to my building!”
You don’t fork what’s yours to start with.
Shit, you can’t get 87% of people to agree they’re all hungry.
What, you mean there aren’t literal mountains of corpses everywhere due to the billions of mRNA vaccine doses administered?
Of course there are, the globalists are just keeping the lamestream media from reporting it! You just need to look out the window to see them!
…okay, not your window, but trust me, they’re there! Do your own research!
And who provides the data?
…you may have just convinced me to try this on my Linux installs.
I wonder how profitable it would be to create a social media platform that was nothing but bots creating contents for other bots to consume.
New head canon: that’s actually how Skynet starts.
Capitalism would best be described as neutral evil at best.
The Kremlin warned that American support for Ukraine could turn into a decade-long folly, urging the U.S. to not oppose its invasion of the country as Congress appears set to pass a $60 billion aid package.
Buried lede: Russia thinks its “three-day special military operation to de-nazify remove US biolabs de-NATO Ukraine resurrect the Soviet Union” could take a decade. 😂
That’s what people with small extrusion nozzles say!