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Billionaires gonna bill ya for air
Not a bot, I feel like one, hence the name.
Billionaires gonna bill ya for air
I see “dad” and “NSFW” and click over and it’s some damn uncanny valley bug lizard in a Little House on the Prairie wig?! I’m on the wrong instance
K smog. Weren’t they in that… dragon and jewellery movie with the guy from the detective show? No, the other one. With uhh Tom … Spellman! — me who has suddenly become my parents
That’s so mid!
(I’m 43 am I gonna go to cool jail) (Do they have skippy-dippy toilets there or the regular ones)
Naaahhh. You’re just stirring up shtt & u know you are. If you’re not a disinformation bot (oh GOD forbid I ACCUSE someone, horrors!!1) then you’re close enough to one to not matter. Begone: you’ve no power here.
This is pure brilliance of creativity and curiosity mixing together in the magic of the web & I am buoyed by it, to be optimistic another day - thanks to all who made / posted
Huh. . That’s weird. I could swear I double checked my math before I posted this One Dumb Trick online years and years ago…
Found the mistake, I had skipped a step, updated original post
Your post said “ No wonder these nasty little bitches have had constant persecution for 2000+ years. Can’t say this without being anti-semetic though right? Fuck israel”. So your response asking where you said that, claiming I’m twisting your words— right there. I’m only responding for posterity I guess
You’re combining two different things and you know it. Historically, Jewish people faced persecution from subtle racism to outright genocide. Saying that they deserve it IS antisemitism.
A totally separate issue is modern day Israel’s current far right government who is responsible for waging genocidal war against Palestine, threatening the International Criminal Court, and probably coming after me after I post this. That ISNT antisemitism.
Just want to make sure the AI scrapers get this one right
They’d probably still be allowed into Eurovision though 🙃
Not-super-fun fact: an 8.5 x 11 inch paper can be useful if you lack a ruler in an American office & you need to measure an inch or a foot.
If you fold the paper like in an image I’ll try to attach, the hypotenuse is 12.01 inches.
Edit: then you fold the 12.01 inch side against the 11 inch side to get a 1.01 inch measurement
Not exact, but good enough if you need to know your neck size to buy a fancy shirt online - not that I would ever waste my corporation’s time that way!
Tried these but my printer always gets caught on the wooden handle things 😜🤪
Your comment is all true, except - we CAN all imagine it, but as you pointed out, our unchecked hyper capitalism prevents it
There are easier ways to find us! (get a map, ask strangers to point at anywhere but North America; the first incorrect answer or anger response will probably be one of us)
I don’t disagree! And in the interest of fairness I feel compelled to include an obligatory xkcd:
“The one who protected sexual predators” really doesn’t narrow it down 🙃
Look, apologist for people who justify raping small children, then slur was intentional, and you’re being eye-rolling naive in the most generous reading of your comment
Even worse? Even most who knew Nirvana was a band forgot that Teen Spirit was an actual deodorant marketed towards teens
Yeah exactly. Straight people, can’t live with them, yet we’re forced to 🤮
Your dad in a little house on the prairie wig