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tbh it looks like an AI broke this down slightly & reconstructed it

TLDRTLDRTLDR

Colon story bro

It’s intestines. I’ve had it. You think it’s gonna be yknow, ok, you think oh I’ll just brave it, but… it’s foul.

Some food is only around because people were starving so you’d eat anything no matter what, you wouldn’t waste anything. Those foods somehow got canonized, hooray tradition 🤮

Be nice to have the y axis start at zero so we could get a realistic sense of the fluctuations.

Yes yes this is pedantic for a chart about movie posters, but we’re all pretty desensitised to disinformation; feels useful to train myself to recognise it & speak out about it. The y axis isn’t visible, so the chart is misleading 🤷‍♂️

Let drag do dragggg !!… they’re feeling their oats

(this is an idiotic deep cut referencing a drag queen on Drag Race who was portrayed, by edit or by reality, as colossally dumb, but like, HILARIOUSLY so.)

are you a sleeper account? 7mo old acct & in 1h you’ve responded 2x to emotionally charged political topics with sidelining , near-no-commitment comments that take up space & try to dilute the issue

Abortion is a human right. Death penalty is cruel & horrifying.

There’s Xmas cookies out ALREADY?? It’s not even labor day yet (no one correct me, it’s a vibe & it’s mine)

That was my favourite character in the Iliad!

Dildii

NEE!! Shrubbery!

Pics XOR it didn’t happen

Ok I’ll explain like you’re five. You’re wrong. It has lots of times. There are things you don’t know until you read more about them

SWING and a MISS

But I haaate waiting those 2 extra seconds 🤪

Best one: pasta in a rice cooker. Game changer

Weird. Armie Hammer has some story recently too about Poor Me All My Billions Are Gone.

I don’t believe anything a billionaire says cmon

Agreed lol. this opinion also works for the god-awfully named “gimp”

Religious traditions control sexuality in order to breed armies who will fight for them. They get into people’s minds and hearts early to enslave us. It’s hideous.

And they pay zero fucking taxes, the shitpiles

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