C# devs be like

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I am mad about this.

Mmmm… Pickle…

I counterspell with rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”

just a nibble…

I love consuming guys

My go-to is “Don’t be a dick” followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren’t exhaustive.

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

Recipe please

Sad day. Guess I’ll have to make my own.

They stole a balloon

I’ve been addicted to Peglin lately. It’s a fantastic game with more depth than Peggle

no lol

Huh, I don’t understand the format

Is this supposed to be supporting tipping landlords?

I was born here. There’s not much else to it.

I’m in, but I can’t rule :(

Honestly, I can’t say that I have the mental wherewithal to make it happen, either. Historically, I’ll stutter, stammer, freeze, and repeat the same vague, useless, and open-ended answers in a few different ways before letting the other party think they’ve either won or that we’ve come to a compromise… and then I’ll think of just what I would have wanted to say an hour or more later…

Someday, I’ll be able to articulate these things in real-time. Someday, I hope that I will have the wisdom and courage necessary to competently dispute anyone who opposes my own personal freedoms. It’s hard, though. We’re social creatures and I’ve been cursed with a sensitivity to rejection, so… I’ve got some stuff to work out first, yeah.

This is the stance I’ve decided to take. I get to be selfish about this, I get to decide what happiness is to me, and I don’t have to justify it to anybody. They’re not me and they don’t have to live in my body. I’m just gonna transition without any input from anybody else because nothing any naysayer has ever said has been helpful.