Akintudne

If I order boneless wings, I know that they’re not made from the wing of a chicken, but they goddamn better be boneless, and saying that “boneless wings is not a guarantee that they are in fact boneless” goes against every linguistic and culinary expectation about that item. I agree with the dissent.

Why is Amy standing in for Leeloo instead of Leela?

Seems more like a shower thought than a dad joke.

The sons had their wives too.

Still a lotta first cousin fuckin’ goin’ on though in the next generation.

Someone else flipped the ending.

No, because their knowledge of Achilles likely solely comes from that movie, where Patroclus is his “cousin.”

Yeah, right, “free speech,” unless you write a book with two guys kissing, then it must be banned from schools. Or tear up a photo on TV. Or protest wars in the Middle East. Or kneel during the national anthem. They are all for Cancel Culture and silencing people who speak out against them and their ideas.

The only time conservatives actually get up in arms about “free speech,” which they don’t actually know what it even is, is when they get banned on Twitter for spewing lies and hate. So get out of here with your “supports free speech” nonsense.

It’s sad that I legit can’t tell if this is real or not.

Topographically speaking, we are donuts.

The ever important safety squint.