*vital aid

You don’t wanna get support that somehow kills you. :)

Russia is doing what no other country could do - Westernizing Ukraine.

“Caribbean pirates are BACK on the menu, boys!”

A part of me thinks he knows what he’s doing.

Oil rig drillers?

Buy a Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and install McAfee on it. What could possibly go wrong?

The World War I gang?

“Take big sack of potato. My gift to you.”

Water is wet.

The sky is blue.

Yachts are an indefensible source of carbon emissions.

British version: l don’t care much for boxes, they’re not really my bag.

“Windows are a structural weakness.”

It’s true though.

Publish instruction on how to use IKEA parts to make custom builds and they will send a lawyer to talk to you for free.

Also, if you played the GameCube at all, you hear that cube walking across the screen every… single… TIME!

Snuffleupagus.

G E T H E L P

.mkv files are just containers with a bunch of separate files inside. You can theoretically hide any kind of file inside, including an executable, so it might just be a blanket warning.

“Now I have an access point, ho ho ho!”

HVAC specialist’s kiss

“I’m shocked, SHOCKED! Well not that shocked.”

The Force will be with you, always.