I’m going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You’ll learn your lesson real quick.

Probably because it wasn’t made by an actual reddit user

It would be funny to buy an ad that said that if it didn’t involve giving him money

Even in their ads for ads they have to get their content from their user base

Okay, this bflix thing is amazing. How is it legal? How do they pay for it?

Remember when Gary Johnson argued that climate change wasn’t a big deal because the sun would become a red giant in a few billion years anyway?

But just think of all the value this creates for its potential shareholders

Does that make us newbies the zombies?

Sorry. I didn’t mean to say the zed word.

Woo

I was also lurking without an account as I was waiting to see if reddit would get cold feet about pulling the plug (not that I had any real hope).

For me it’s the principle of the thing. I don’t want to support a business that conducts itself that way.