Even if you were retirement age that’s a bad idea

Identical twins wouldn’t make a baby either

Looks like everyday is her cake day. #imgoingtohellforthis

That’s a book for PHP devs

My civics teacher’s wife called one time during class and it went to the answering machine, “Hi Ernie”, whole class bursts into laughter. Def called him Ernie a few times.

No it wasn’t a funny comment

I think you got woodshed. His comment used the example of the smart ass answer about their waist to say the ftc is at least trying and while this may not be effective at least it’s a start.

Was going to give my daughter the middle name Ada until my best friend for 20+ years pointed out Jenny Ate A Dick or if she was heavier food items Jenny is not my daughter’s name but used for an example.

Tbh I still wanted to use it but my wife said no. I also lost the battle for Grace, and Marie. I gave up and let her pick the middle name in the delivery room all hopped up on hormones. I’m pretty sure she regrets the choice since we have never mentioned her middle name in 6 months.

My daughter cats this every night at bath time

A cheaper car would’ve worked.

You’re paying over 18k more for the car with interest over the life of the loan while it will be losing half its value.

96 month 9% auto loan 🤮 might as well flush your money down the toilet.