Hi Not, I’m Dad!
Hi Not, I’m Dad!
This is almost as bad as instead of being the son of an elected official you were actually the President of the United States after admitting on camera that you’ve sexually assaulted women, some married, or been caught on camera coked out partying with a pedophile.
It’s the EARly fox that gets the worm!
Well fuck. I can only name 3 non family women I trust. Then again I can only name one man that I trust and that’s including family. Guess I’m old and jaded.
This can be taken too far. Try not to stare at his hands and say “Nice strokers!”. It could be taken the wrong way.
Just turning it on in the modern age leaves it more infected than the town friendly when the aircraft carrier leaves port.
Blocking a road doesn’t affect anyone’s supply lines enough to affect any change. If it did there would be much harsher laws and penalties when some fuckhead is on their phone and gets in an accident disrupting traffic flow.
This joke plays on a pun between “pain” (pronounced like “pan” in French) which means bread in French, and “pain”, which is a negative sensory response to physical trauma. The humor suggests that being around French people eating baguettes makes you feel better because they are “pain killers” in a literal sense, providing comfort and enjoyment through the shared experience of eating bread.
Idiots. They didn’t even use a welding rod
Those characters aren’t from Star Wars. They are from Stargate. Easy to see how you might confuse them.
I can quit whenever I like. I just don’t want to eyes shifting nervously
Most prisons are actually hooked up to the public grid, so the powerhouse of the cell is the same source as your house.
Eye see what you did there.