Also it is colder at night than it is outside.
I was in a work call today that ended with someone saying “Let’s celebrate with more coffee!”
His brain is a lost geocities page that consists exclusively of “under construction” signs and visitor counters showing a count of 13.
Hello there, stranger! I seem to have misplaced my ring! You look gullible enough that I can trick you into looking for it for me, because I am too lazy to do it myself!
Oh boy. From the thumbail, I thought that was Jean-Luc Picard staring at me!
Oh hahaha nooooo, it would be 15 seconds, and it would start with a sigh and deep, troubled breathing noises, a finger tapping the mic and someone saying “is this thing on” before the entirely useless comment even starts.
Best guess: they made him drop his pants at the airport to do a cavity search.
5 are the only that don’t look like they will give you ouchy feet real quick. Just sweaty ones.
Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”
Why even waste a thought about what the rapists like?
Must have lost radio contact to C&C.
I’d call the republicans a death cult, but the truth is that they probably believe that this will make them so much money that they can just pick a place on earth that will still be livable when the worst comes. They just don’t give a single shit about anyone else.
I don’t know how anyone in their right mind can justify voting for these misantrophic shitbags.
“not safe for the world”?
[ ] tabs [ ] spaces [x] why would I even care, I press tab and the editor puts either a tab or a number of spaces, couldn’t care less…
Do you often drink oil? 🤖
🎵 Du bist Kannibale 🎵 🎵 du frisst alle Jahre 🎵 🎵 einen Menschen auf 🎵 🎵 du bist der Lebenslauf 🎵