Transporter Room 3

JUST

DO IT

Hell, make it 100%.

All countries

100% import taxes on all ICE

Make people demand EVs

Motivate countries to produce in-country.

Jokes on you, I can’t grow a beard.

Do… Do people care what the REAL scarlet Johansson, Jennifer Aniston or Elton John have to say about Ukraine defending itself and it’s people against a fascist invasion?

I mean, I find their stuff entertaining, sure, but like… Why would I listen to their tactical analysis in the first place?

It is whackamole, but every time you smash a mole, the next ones are much smaller and spread farther apart.

Oooh yeah sorry I have face blindness, even if I saw the person again I’d never recognize them soooooooo sorryyyyyyyyyy

NerdOfTheRings has been preparing me for this moment…

I hate taking the time out to do all the self-care things.

Then when I get in the shower I just want to sit down and let the warm water drip down on me.

“so what are you in for?”

“I wrote my tag on an important wall. You?”

“I murdered my entire family when my wife overcooked my fish”

“I can tell we will be friends, we’re birds of a feather.”

Honestly a 40k fine for me might as well be life-ending. Possibly self-inflicted, depending on my mental state at the time.

Community service makes much more sense.

I’d make him do like 5 hours of CS for every year since the archeology site was inhabited, and 200 hours for every offence. The older the site, the more you have to work off. The more you deface, the more you work off.

I mean, those are just random numbers I pulled out of my ass but you get the idea.

I prefer heavy-handed metaphors and vague references, myself.

Like “when streaming became cable 2.0 I decided to dust off my old hat and hit the high seas”

Going out of your way to make sure everyone knows exactly whats going on in your queue at that particular moment is just excessive.

Damn, one rock short of rescue!

“Apple assures users new iPhone with neural implant won’t take over their mind while asleep to be used for data collection and ads placed in dreams”

“Glock assures customers it’s new model of handgun’definitely will not shoot backwards at the person firing it’, more at 11”

Well if I wasn’t 100% sure that’s exactly what they do before, I am now.

It helps if you actually live near bats.

I came home to a small ball of fluff and wings wrapped up in the corner of my porch one day, so for gits and shiggles I put up a small bat box on a post against the trees nearby.

It took a week or two but I noticed it was in use when I went outside one night and saw one pop out of it.

Protip: be very careful about what you use to stain/paint it. Apparently they don’t like the smell of those things. I didn’t paint mine.

Bats need a real estate agent…

One reddit user suggests LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET

THE ECONOMY IS DOING GREAT, PEOPLE, STOP SAYING IT ISN’T

homelessness on the rise

people living paycheck-to-paycheck on the rise

cost of living increasing faster than income growth

corporations doubling prices for no reason other than they realized they can, thus resulting in record profits for huge companies

Oh right, that’s what it means.

Big businesses are making more money.

The Poors don’t factor into such things, so their problems aren’t real economic problems.

Legit that’s what my last employer did when a soda machine had a recall on one of the diet sodas.

Just pulled however many quarters from a register, bought all of them, and boxed them up with LOTO tape all over the box. When the guy came in to resupply, he was given the box and pulled the quarters out of the machine and gave them back.

He also left a small stack of reimbursement tags to be left on the machine, fill out what the soda was, what was wrong with it (expired, wrong soda dispensed, etc), and whoever came back would leave the cost taped to the tag with the office to return to the right employee.

here’s my 1 minute edit with my phone. Enjoy

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But don’t fight back or you’re a criminal!

It would be nice if [REDACTED] But you don’t get away with that unless you’re rich, or doing okay and white. Or a cop.

Before I read the comments I’m sure it’s either jokes/memes or “this is unhealthy”

Nah fuck that. Some people deserve lifelong hate.

You don’t sit there seething day after day, dwelling on it constantly.

But whenever they come up, perfectly reasonable to say “fuck that noise, piss off” and be done with it.

“forgive and forget” can eat shit and die.

They know perfectly well that they’re spewing bullshit.

The facts don’t matter to many people, sadly.

I know plenty of people who would go “heh damn college fucks deserved it” without knowing the first thing about what college or protest, simply “that generation getting what they deserve” is good enough