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I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.
I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.
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Brits try human brains for first time!
Before the human begins to decompose, the essence of the pacemaker leaves its plastic housing (the “accidental properties” of the device) and goes to a realm outside of space and time to forever keep the pace of the Great Heart for which it was ultimately created. The human, meanwhile, is eaten by worms.
On today’s episode of Stroke Or Drunk
Which website?
Also blow out the duct. So many people don’t even know that’s a thing that needs done. Took me a decade until I learned that, and it was so clogged.
Can I integrate the linter with our HR management software to automate employee reviews?
you’re going to have to say you killed
No, to be consistent they’d have to say America killed them. No need to switch from blaming a country to blaming an individual citizen.
I think a majority of Americans would admit America killed them.
I’ll make an exception for tarragon pesto.
Fossils? Satan put them there to trick you.
Light from billions of light years away? God created it in transit.
Radiometric dating? God just poofed the isotopes to look that way
Nothing is falsifiable when there are all-powerful beings magicking stuff willy nilly.
“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”
Small city in TN here. They do their deals in the Waffle House parking lot, and protect their suppliers from the competition.
In Dune, it was used for thousands of years to build up a desire to spread, to instill a lasting distrust of leaders who would implement it, and to control the genetic trajectory of humanity in a way that would let them survive a foreseen existential threat.
In the real world, the benefits of it are for the ruler, not the populace.
Javascript dev here. Same.
There isn’t much drinking at swingers clubs. At least not in the public areas.
If they’re Mormons, just stop jumping on the bed.