Yes, stop doing engineering and do something actually valuable for the station! Like grow hydroponic weed, or leave vials of thermite everywhere, or beat the mime senseless…

Something about the professional, detached tone combined with the absolute slapstick insanity of the article’s content makes this perfect comedy

If they made mystery flavored drinks like mystery flavored air heads, I’d buy them.

I bet you could Photoshop in one! Probably would be less blurry 😂