FartsWithAnAccent is wary

So wait, you take your shoes off at the door, but your dogs (who invariably step in their own piss and shit), have free reign?

I mean, honestly, probably the latter, BUT this time, the atom gets a say too.

Can we not just rip shit straight from Reddit to repost here? At least crop out the Reddit interface 🤦‍♂️

You know this ruling member of our gerontocracy just took his fucking hearing aids out before speaking.

Take that, my own credit score!*

FTFY

Best to just avoid using it entirely then.

Reality has a liberal bias

I feel like I just read this

Nothing much, what’s new with you??? 🤣🔫

Shit we’ll be lucky if we make it that long