Jailbreak + screensaver hack. It’s possible on most models there’s a jailbreak for. Master list is here: linky

Use of archive.org may be required, the link rot is a very real problem.

I like it. Here’s mine.

You’d probably also enjoy The Laundry Files. Math is magic, and while you -can- do it in your head, using computers is a lot safer and more efficient. Includes such gems as a basilisk gun integrated into CCTV camera systems.

Now I remember why I don’t pay attention to 7 news. This article is an ad in itself.

Fairly sure it’s in the cookies somewhere. When I used gamdl I exported them using this firefox addon … that was a while ago tho.

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IIRC, holding space flips it from left side of the keyboard to right side. You can see the letters in small print at the center of the keys. The idea being it makes use of existing right hand muscle memory, just mirrored.

Decided to throw OpenSUSE Tumbleweed on an old laptop the other day. Haven’t fooled with it enough to run up against any limitations yet, but I gotta say I’m pleasantly surprised so far.

This is the one valid use of that “tip screen” what’s his name proposed the other day.

The specs are insane, but you can’t use it because the servers it needs to phone home to don’t exist yet.

Someone needs to make one of these out of the OG ‘we don’t talk about the holes’ Cacodemon.

I recommend starting with the CEO of Kellogg.

Wow. I think this one predates the concept of memes.

Yeah I have started getting this recently. No idea why, I barely even use the site.

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Wait, is it a free pizza for -getting- a vasectomy, or a free pizza that -gives- you a vasectomy?

Every kitchen I’ve ever worked in has just used dish soap and water, followed by a spritz of alcohol - based sanitiser. The reason professional kitchens look immaculate is because the surfaces are all stainless and designed to be quick and easy to clean.

Australia isn’t that much better. Yeah, you’re much less likely to get shot unless it’s by the cops, but housing and grocery prices are insane. Public health is kind of okay at the moment, but it’s slowly and surely being gutted along with most other public services. It’s honestly worse than it was even 2-3 years ago. Disability and unemployment are a labyrinthine nightmare of maliciously incompetent bureaucracy. Workers rights don’t suck in some places, but if you’re coming in on a visa, you may be required to do work in regional areas, and the employers out there 100% know this and will take advantage of it. Some industries have very strong unions (construction). My state has sick pay guarantees for casual workers and jail time is a possibility for wage theft. I think it’s the only one where that’s true tho. Otoh we just voted nationally to continue systemic racism, we have nazis sieg heiling in the streets, our prime minister is a non-event and the opposition leader is an angry potato.

I do see your point regarding it becoming gimmicky, but I feel like it’d be useful for arranging windows and jump positions. I can also see a “Now where did I put thing X?” situation arising and it’d be handy to get an overview.

I really, really like this. To add some complexity can I suggest being able to zoom out and in as well?