I thought red was automatic transmission fluid?

Technically yes, but mostly because I’m not entirely sure how to get logged in to delete an old account.

…who reportedly knows couches in a biblical sense.

Honestly, probably the best way I have seen this stated anywhere.

I love how comically oversized that ladle is for the pot, and honestly the entire kitchen. It reminds me of the 3 foot potato smasher I accidentally ordered several years ago.

I thought it sounded like an investment firm. Or an ambulance chasing law office.