General Zod: I like the globe…

What ever happened to him?

Well, he pulled it on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.

Shams and Noor: so do you go and hunt fish for your dinner, sir? Do you, sir? Stop messing about and open a tin of tuna so we can all eat.

Back in the day you would have asked for a flattop.

You could always save a picture to your phone and then ask them to do that. They’ll probably still ask if the length is alright but it’s up to you to instruct them from there.

A site-blocking law would let copyright owners “request, in court, that Internet service providers block access to websites dedicated to sharing illegal, stolen content,” he said. Rivkin claimed that in the US, piracy “steals hundreds of thousands of jobs from workers and tens of billions of dollars from our economy rich people’s yacht money, including more than one billion in theatrical ticket sales.”

Wolverhampton: triggered.

Appreciate the hustle, Wulfila.

I saw that! Amazing stuff.

Thank fuck you’re here, was going to use defrost on the microwave.

It’s not acceptable to freeze children? Brb…

That drake is ducked.

God invented racism so that mankind could not access his realm. God’s staunchest followers using racism to prevent social mobility to this very day.

There was a young man who said, “Damn!
It is borne upon me that I am
An engine that moves
In predestinate grooves;
I’m not even a bus, I’m a tram.”

It’s ducks all the way down.

A Canard (French for duck) refers to something often believed to be true but isn’t.

Very nice :)

Pizza π

Erin go brrrr

What the fuck is that? Kill it with fire! If it finds a hole it’ll either build a nest in it or try to fuck it.

“We’re boned”