Spaghetti_Hitchens

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

The charging port is underneath the car

And they will lobby to ensure only their dealerships can fix your car

Jet fuel can’t melt comedy gold

Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus

Was is determined if it was a human right or a human left that got him?

I knew my wife took my piece of string

Red Swingline Stapler

I think there’s some in Boston Harbor

Allegedly

Slava Ukraini

Enjoy. It’s wonderful

Well clearly given your decision, your mother drank with you in the womb and you had fetal alcohol syndrome. Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.

Checkmate, atheists.

Look. Christ was inconvenienced for a weekend. Cut him some slack.

The announced pricing is prohibitively expensive for apps that were previously free (and changes were basically immediate instead of giving apps a year to make changes).

And Reddit announced that NSFW results would not be returned by the API (which basically renders apps useless for many users)

Well it’s Russia’s next gen; it’s just that Russia’s next gen is NATO’s 3 gens ago