Oh no! Anyway…

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Nah hold the balls of the HP executives on the paper feeder. Obligatory fuck HP lol. Those printers did nothing to deserve it.

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Claussen pickle gang here… Mt. olive sucks

In the same way all of Putin other adversaries are locked up, committed suicide by “falling off a building,” multiple “self inflicted gunshot wounds to the head,” airplane malfunctions in the form of a middle strike…I’m sure he “admitted his guilt.” The veil has fallen, and he needs people to blame. Just so happened to be this guy to assign all the blame to.

“They continue to improve their capability,” said General Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. “[Tehran] could produce enough fissile material for a nuclear weapon in less than two weeks from time of decision and would only take several more months to produce an actual nuclear weapon.”

“Iran has emphasized improving the accuracy, lethality, and reliability of its missiles,” the report stated. “Iran’s work on space launch vehicles [SLVs] — including its Simorgh — shortens the timeline to an ICBM [intercontinental ballistic missile] if it decided to develop one because SLVs and ICBMs use similar technologies.”

Unless I’m missing something, it seems like they are very close to nuclear weapons. The headline makes it seem like they aren’t moving forward, but direct quotes say otherwise. Am I missing something here? It seems like they are a hair trigger away from implementation.

It’s like screenshot inception.

I think a good rule of thumb is “everything in moderation.” Excessive use of anything isn’t healthy.