They’re calling in Colonel Panic for backup
Yeahhh this’ll be a toughie for vegans.
The salmon specifying “outsides” in the second line implies it knew its insides were pink and that pink was a possibility. Should’ve said “like my scales.”
Fun fact. Dolphins get all their hydration from their food. In captivity they have to be fed fish injected with water in order to maintain proper hydration
I’d tie myself to the tracks tbh gotta end this cycle of suffering somehow 😩
Oh… I cropped it from this and thought it was funnier
Zoosexuals be watching animal planet
Good. I grew worried—since they started to sink commercial vessels—that we’d start gunning them down like the old days. Also fuck Japan and fuck Norway.
Curious how you feel about spaying/neutering