Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say “fecal particulates” is a good day

Things haven’t been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates

Wonder if OP thinks “right side up” means the left side is down

Or The Peacemaker. He killed a lot of Russians in that movie

Look, Mike Johnson is an innocent hard working man who saw a large group of morally corrupt assholes who won’t do anything unless it makes the life of a woman, child or minority worse in some way and said “Hey, I’d like to be the head asshole of this group.” I think he deserves some respect.

/s

Pretty close. Most people who have seen it don’t seem to remember what it’s about anyway

How many people here know this video?

There’s extra steps that have to be taken in order to serve food so they’re probably officially classified as a restaurant

He’s had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

That’s funny :-)

Adults shouldn’t be using emojis, and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on

The actual metal content varies. With plastic bumpers, aluminum condenser/radiator, composite support pieces, the actual amount of magnetic metal may be quite minimal, and there’s practically no vehicles that have so much metal in their front end to compare to a slab of metal on the outside.

It’s going down. It was $106,000 yesterday https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/04/singapore-cost-car-certificate

Meanwhile, parents are on all of these believing every conspiracy theory they see.

I absolutely love this: “The Miami Herald published an article in 1981 about an 89-year-old man named Sammy James. James had worked for decades as a crate nailer and said his fast moves earned him the nickname, “The Nailer.””

His job title was a crate nailer, but he got the nickname from his fast moves. That’s like being so good at operating the cash register you earn the nickname “The Cashier”

Technically, the gas tank is pretty much always in the middle