What’s he gonna do? Send his mom to sit on my face?

Those woman just want to stay home and take quaaludes and fuck the mailman.

I have high frequency bipolar disorder. So it seems like I was having something similar to a seizure all the time. The problem now is that I feel like I’m in a low flat mood and not as mentally accute.

This is some ableist shit right here. Some of us have real debilitating disabilities. It’s like saying a broken leg is the same thing as being permanently in a wheelchair.

Not good for bipolar people. I wound up with two different anti seizure medications. One of them makes me horny AF all the time.

Subs aren’t in the sudoers file

Heard a child mispronounce it as “mockracy” and couldn’t have coined a better term myself.

Counterpoint: Hashtag spam

"The product was not ours. It was only that it had our brand on it,”

Become a kindergartener MBA

I know

I saw a job posting for a court domestic violence advocate and they would probably reject men on principle.

You wouldn’t download a textbook on libgen

This is especially hilarious because Israel allows their own private sector to develop and export cyber security exploits to other nations.

It’s a ploy to villanize Ukraine and make the Russian people agree with the war.

Very deveur

Didn’t have the xeon mod, pathetic.

Throw political pacs in there as well. Anyone can hire one of those sweatshops in se Asia to do this stuff.

He bought it for the large natural language dataset and also to help kill it for non democratic nations.

Put a python in the cab of their equipment