Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1174arrow-down110
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoWas she speaking jive? linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.ml•Suffers a single consequencelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months ago6’3" 215 lbs. my ass. linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoPointlemm.eeimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down1124
arrow-up1342arrow-down1imagePointlemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square33fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1391arrow-down110
arrow-up1381arrow-down1message-squareIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square8fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoThe Dlemm.eeimagemessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up11.39Karrow-down1102
arrow-up11.29Karrow-down1imageThe Dlemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square125fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?lemm.eeimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1406arrow-down146
arrow-up1360arrow-down1imageWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?lemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square12fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoSOBplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down115
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareSOBplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoLemonslemm.eeimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1593arrow-down139
arrow-up1554arrow-down1imageLemonslemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square14fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know... message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down115
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squareI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know... Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•How to pirate PowerAmp?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down4·11 months agoGo to liteapks.com linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoYoung psycholemm.eeimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1362arrow-down138
arrow-up1324arrow-down1imageYoung psycholemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoForgivelemm.eeimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1863arrow-down121
arrow-up1842arrow-down1imageForgivelemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•De-liverlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 months agoTook me embarassingly long to get this’ linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoTideslemm.eeimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1615arrow-down135
arrow-up1580arrow-down1imageTideslemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square7fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoLimboplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down18
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Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWhy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down11
arrow-up1103arrow-down1message-squareWhy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?plus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agolungeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down12
arrow-up164arrow-down1message-squarelungeplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Can someone list the youtube alternatives and maybe even link them if youre feeling super generous?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down6·11 months agoNewpipe x sponsorblock linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eeOPtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Whomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. linkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoShould I delete it and redo it? linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoCalendarplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down11
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareCalendarplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agoWhomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down14
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareWhomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. plus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Where do you guys download pirated android apps from ?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down6·11 months agohttps://liteapks.com/ https://modyolo.com/ linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.ml•Mental health meterlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·11 months agoHello darkness my old friend. linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoout standingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down18
arrow-up1184arrow-down1message-squareout standingplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoDo people make you sick? lemm.eeimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1509arrow-down117
arrow-up1492arrow-down1imageDo people make you sick? lemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you hear the rumor about butter?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoGROAN 😁 linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.ml•The blood moon rises once againlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down5·11 months agoPlease, somebody put fangs on that kid. linkfedilink
Was she speaking jive?