Many of these trees were my friends!!

The internet used to be a place where I would go in order to get advice on which item to buy, specifically on places like reddit. It is such a shame that so much internet credibility is dying because of bots…

Thanks, hero we need!

She’s got legs for days!!!

To be fair (and you can probably see by my username I don’t like reddit anymore), I think it makes perfect sense to dispose of a fair portion of your shares in this situation. Firstly, these asshats get paid part of their salary in shares, it’s natural to want to get more security on part of your income. Secondly, with how hard the price rose in the first couple of days, it makes sense. But people are welcome to disagree, of course.

They should know, they have been here for a long, long time. Oh wait sorry

Or ol’ Donnie knows his shrivelled up dick is extremely well protected by his overhanging belly.

You’re the perfect portrait of sportsmanship

I’ts getting harder and harder to mirror your punniness

Thank you for zooming in on my negativity. I will reflect on it in my (dark) room tonight.

Get a grip, Dagwood!

Although, looking through a more self-compassionate lens, we all fail sometimes. I can certainly picture myself doing so.

I shutter at the thought of not being able to come up with a pun

Why would such an amazing looking shoe need any decoration at all?

Carpet diem You only live once, rip out the carpet and never look back.

This comment right here, officer

Very helpful, thanks!

If Gollum doesn’t try to stop me…

There is nothing extremely sensitive on there, but the more time I spend on lemmy (as a bit of a tech noob) the more I care about privacy

Great tip on the eye protection! Metal splinters are a nightmare for any future MRI’s one might need.