It matches “yo momma”.

At least you just gained about two years worth of re-engineering work to get the outsourced system working.

This thread is a great example of why they don’t like to let (most) software developers talk to the customers.

Nothing breaks after 5pm because there aren’t any developers still doing releases.

And he should know because his bank balance has only gone up since he started working with them.

Zero-code has been about to make us all redundant for about five decades running so far.

New edition is just an incoherent rant about the “woke mind virus” trying to destroy him for “just saying what everyone is thinking”.

“Minor” surface differences? Some of us call them parmas, and others parmis. That runs deep.

Rewind 3 minutes on track 1 for the hidden song.

Let’s see Paul Allen’s computer collection.

I heard she’s 20ft tall.

A new leg end is born.

Imagine calling your kid KnockoutJS.

“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”

No.

Oh, my sweet Summer child…

We do this to ourselves first thing every day even though it’s been shown in studies that the start of the day is when you’re at your most productive.

Used to drag the zip file into the network drive, unpack it into the www folder (IIS restart triggered by a chance to the web.config file), and then used Beyond Compare to sync the changes across to the other server.

Humans, conversely, are incredibly talented at deciphering nuance, except when they don’t want to.

What’s wrong with being racy?