I just don’t pretend 😅 Most people will get it if you’re honest and those who won’t, aren’t very good people to keep around.

You’re right. The water molecule doesn’t even consist of ions, it has covalent bonds. I dun goofed big time.

Technically molecules consist of ions, not atoms. Though now that I look it up, they’re used more or less interchangeably in English in this context.

Gets pretty deep the more you think about it. There are 0 hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water. Does that mean the sun is a negative star?

What I’m saying is, life has no meaning.

I hate Mitch as much as the next person, but he fucking survived polio. He could be mumbling incoherently at this point and it would still be a huge personal and medical triumph. That’s not to say he should still be in office, but mocking his neurological condition after having survived one of the worst nerve-infecting diseases is in extremely poor taste.

My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I’d take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.

Mitochondria is plural. Mitochondrion is singular. They’re still wrong though.

Honestly? You should.

I know, right? Why would you willingly keep a child? Just put it away or put it down.

Well, she did say only a small percent of people will get it.

I mean whether you’re checking your email, or not, just go do some meth. Your body will thank me later.

Seriously sir/ma’am, did you go to the beach that makes you old, or run away from a retirement home?

My dad when he chose not to wear a condom.

Have you ever lasted long enough, to find and defeat the final boss of customer support?

They taste like formic acid pretty much

Once I take my evening pills, I literally stare into my phone until I drop dead.

It’s really weird when you fall asleep with your phone in your hand, and your hand suddenly relaxes making the phone flop onto you waking you up.

I kinda have the inverse with anxiety.
I don’t realize how incredibly anxious I am all the bloody time, until I have that brief rare window without it.

It’s so odd to use that expression in Fahrenheit though. 70 is by definition just as likely as 130.

I went to a school where the admission requirement by law is IQ 130, and it’s not like you’d see the kids as fundamentally different from you if you’re within 1std of the mean (85-115, which is 68% of the population).

Ah yes.

Using the Celsius scale offset by ~273.15 must be the most galaxy brain shit I’ve ever seen.

My sibling in Satan, that’s the backbone of the metric system. Nobody said anything about units.