And my prediction is you’re gon’ probably fall, Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall.
Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its FMV in your income in the year you steal it, unless in the same year you return it to its rightful owner.
So, if I get it back do I then get a tax credit?
Just do it already.
LOL. Perfect. Thank you.
I was going to say, “We should go back to killing people,” but then thought better of it. We should start killing shitty people.
“But who will decide who is shitty?”
“That’s the fun! Anyone!”
“But then I won’t know who I can be shitty around!”
“And then?”
“I would have to be a moderately less shitty person.”
“Yeah …”
“But what if someone starts killing random people without cause?”
“Sounds pretty shitty. Kill them.”
“But what about the innocent people who are harmed?”
“Let’s not pretend to start caring, now that your head is on the block.”
“What if someone kills you?”
“I’ll be dead. I won’t have to deal with these shitty people anymore.”
“Why not just kill yourself?”
“Because I believe that my life has meaning and that I am helping people.”
“But what if someone thinks that the meaning you have selected is shitty?”
“Again, I will be dead.”
“So how can we know what is and isn’t shitty behavior?”
“It’ll work itself out if we maintain the system with some degree of fidelity.”
“This would just create a society where literally person would have to agree on what it means to be shitty.”
“Yeah, that would be dope.”
“This is horrifying and short sighted.”
“Yeah. Pretty on-brand for people.”
“Yep.”
“Yep.”
Fucked around, found out, and killed an innocent kid.
Yes. They are all shitty.
Yeah, because they are genocidal lunatics.
Eh, the army is pretty regular, and they still went house to house.
War criminals commit war crimes.
Maybe they can find some housing or student loan forgiveness next.
Fuck this shit.
I liked it.
School shootings aren’t going to win you American support, Russia. Stay in your lane.
Word. Opposite of cow indeed.
Coward. I’ll beat to this.
Yeah, no shit. What do you want me to do? Recycle harder?
I’ve been to a ton of therapy. It didn’t do anything for me. Actual quotes I’ve heard include, “You’re too depressed for therapy,” and, “I really focus on one traumatic event at a time; you have too much going on.”
So what do I do with that? Nothing. I take my pills, try not to think about the clawing depression, and take care of my family. Therapy isn’t going to help because nothing is going to help.
Anywho, back to work Monday.
Why doesn’t he just stop attacking then?
Yeah … we did accidentally nuke that planet. Our bad.