So… everytime I nut it’s like a microplastic glitter cannon?

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Nothing more precious than reminding your lil’ squirt that you once raw dogged mommy and turned her into a boston cream doughnut.

I can confirm this story because I was the boat.

You know what other option is popular and much more common than packaging or etching. A tiny sticker, made out of recycled paper.

Left

• Name: Sour Joe
• Stats: DEX 5 - STR 3 - INT 10
• Special Attack: Yeast Starter (Deals damage over time. If applied 5 times in 30 secs opponent takes explosive damage.)

Middle

• Name: Gluten Gus
• Stats: DEX 10 - STR 5 - INT 3
• Special Attack: Bloat (This strike slows opponent down by 2% lasts for 10 secs, hits stack.)

Right

• Name: LARRY DA LOAF
• Stats: DEX 1 - STR 20 - INT 1
• Special Attack: Pound Cake (Charge attack, at 50% does double damage and at 100% causes stun for 3 secs.)

On golf courses they own, so when they put it in as a “work expense” they get a tax credit and pay themselves back.

This is a basic fact overlooked by almost every time travel sci-fi. We wouldn’t just jump into a machine and poof be in the exact same location 1,000 years ago.

It would be more like trying to land a spaceship on a planet light years away, there would have to be calculations for position and gravity. All sorts of crap before you even solve the impossible problem of turning back the clock.

Also we’d first have to figure out how to travel faster than light to even hope to break the riddle of time travel.

As fun as it is to theorize time travel would be impossibly complex and probably devastating to try.

Imagine what an object would do with all those forces behind it suddenly slamming into a object moving much slower, it would be like a time bullet that would tear apart the planet and punch a hole in space. We would likely achieve a black hole and destroy all of earth before we could see what earth looked like 1,000 years ago.

A large factor is probably the increase of phone use. I’ve sailed into a lot of shit looking at my phone.

Kill all humans!