I wish I could just put her in my mouth right now. 🥵

Are you feeling it NOW Mr. Krabs?

This is why I always give the full treat, it saves the hassle and I can sleep at night.

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This is why sounding is important.

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It’s just a picture.

💋

Will you be my pride month pal?

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Please comment, it helps my mental algorithm more than you realize.

No, it just stretched out over time. I never cut it, but sometimes it would form a type of scab for a few days.

It might be partially severed, but my tongue doesn’t look crazy long like the people who get it surgically done like Gene Simmons from KISS.

Why not? No real reason other than a novelty and it’s easier to get the dried-on mucus off in the morning or the rare occasion when I’m sick.

It’s also easier to get popcorn kernels unstuck from my back of my throat when that happens and easier to extract tonsil stones without using my finger or a different oral tool.

Also, as I’ve replied to other comments, I’ve got a slightly higher mucus production than most people seem to naturally have. So it helps to not have to blow my nose as often.

I don’t think mewing works, my jaw is the same size. 😔

I’ve seen people in videos online that could do it. I’m not there yet and I’m not sure I ever will or really want to be. It’d be a neat party trick if I could.

Imagine if someone with a bifurcated tongue did it and had one coming out of each nostril.

I’ve thought about it, I dunno, I guess I’m happy enough with all the sex toys I own. 😂

Your mileage may vary for sure. I naturally produce more mucas than most people, but not an obscene amount or anything. I don’t remember it ever starting to hurt after I did it unless I ate acidic or spicy food recently though.

My jaw is the same size its always been. 😂