This image is so old I had it on my mp3 player, when I was a kid. (Don’t ask why, we’ll both just cringe) He just has very thick legs.
Here’s a source from 2007: https://lluvia-nocturna.blogia.com/2007/061301-_hace-20-anos_.php Although I don’t know if it’s the original.
Me: Can I have (small template parser)?
Stackoverflow: No, we have (small template parser) at home.
Small template parser at home: Full-stack web framework