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Cake day: August 22nd, 2023
  • LolaCat@lemmy.caOPto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Peggle Rule :3
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    3 months ago

    It really is a great game. I bought it during the last sale for $0.99 and have already played it for 30+ hours. You wouldn’t think a game like this would have such a skill curve, but the later challenges genuinely require a lot of strategizing. It’s very fun!

  • LolaCat@lemmy.caOPtoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.ml•The coding experience
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    9 months ago
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    The coding experience:

    “Okay, everything looks good, time to run it”
    Code fails
    “What? Let me try again…”
    Code fails
    “What the fuck, where’s the issue???”
    Checks syntax error
    “GOD DAMN IT TELL ME WHERE THE FUCKING ISSUE IS YOU PIECE OF SHIT”
    Hopelessly tries to fuck around with the code and find the error
    “PLEASE PLEASE JUST WORK WHY WON’T YOU WORK-”
    Notices obvious error that I should have noticed like 15 minutes ago
    “Oh. I’m a fucking idiot.”
    Code works now
    “I have gained nothing from this experience and I will do it again”

    #coding #coding pain #python #coding hell
    #this is from painfully personal experience
    #but replace 15 minutes with a fucking hour

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  • LolaCat@lemmy.cato196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Rule
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    9 months ago

    Here’s the copypasta (sorry)

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    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more