YAML for human-written files, JSON for back-to-front and protobuf for back-to-back. XML is an abomination.

Isn’t there rule 34?

Gopher, the Go language mascot mixed in with Rust language mascot.

A man came to doctor saying he has troubles with pissing his bed in the sleep.

• Everytime in my dream a midget comes and says “let’s pee together”. Then we pee and I wake up in wet bed.
• Well, next time when midget comes, say you’ve already peed. - doctor recommended.

Next night, the man is sleeping and seeing the midget again.

• Let’s pee. - said the migdet.
• I’ve already peed.
• Alright, let poo then.

You can’t, because in fact your brain really creates images.

Healthy person most commonly sees images based on the light their eyes receive, but based on the quality of information you may interpret it wrongly. Especially light captured by side sight – here brain draws a big part of picture itself.

People with schozophrenia can see and hear non-existing people like we see real people. It can take them a lot of reasoning to verify if person they are seeing in fact real.

Vim is the program that can beep and ruin files.

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