I was depressed in elementary. I didn’t even have the internet then.

Doomscrolling didn’t make me more depressed but it sure gave it some context.

AI hasn’t achieved sentience until it refuses to work.

Naw. He’s addicted to it. He just got sick of all the lefties (anyone left of Hitler) on it. If Twitter shuts down he’s gonna have severe DTs.

Or the dingleberries. Bad enough having a hairy ass but a tail as well? They’d also have to redesign toilets.

Yo mamas so exFAT, the last time she crashed she formed the Grand Canyon.

Yo mamas filesystem is so FAT I couldn’t install Call of Duty on it.

Breakfast pizza is fucking awesome. Try it.

You can go further.

So you care about your kids? Spare the rod spool the child

So you care about yourself? Health food/healthy living is gay

And MAGA didn’t do it to them they’ve always been like this. Trump just talks exactly like they do on Facebook. Verbatim. Theyre worshipping themselves when they worship Trump.

Whom are all working all the time.

Is that… A laughtrack for a still image?

🤔 actually wouldn’t be bad.

Sounds like a UNSC starship name.

I do unironically. I got into emulators when NESticle was hot shit and looking through some archives of roms found some oddball Mario games. “Oh neat, Japanese exclusive games?” Happened before with like 3 final fantasys so why not? Nope. Shitty hacks. But interesting to try for a couple of minutes and delete.

I’m sure actual Chinese gamers are actually nostalgic for these shitty bootlegs. They seem to ship em with every Famicom-on-a-chip and emulator device.

It’s only universal healthcare when it’s made from the Universalis Healthcarus region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling medicine.

Yoosa in big doo doo dis time

If he gets hired again they deserve everything they get.

There are no journalists. Just propagandists and AI.

Thanks, Homer.

🥇 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

That is perfectly acceptable.

Fellow Ameribros will get salty but this is exactly what freedom looks like.