I still get panic attacks because they removed the polish sausage from the food court.
I’m from space!
I still get panic attacks because they removed the polish sausage from the food court.
Cranberries do not grow on the water.
Their fields are flooded during harvest because that expedites harvesting.
Less talking. More dropping trou.
You’re better fall in line and jump off this cliff with the rest of us.
Tale as old as time. The new generations always have new slang and new cultural norms. All of us confused our elders.
I remember when things like “dude” was a new trend in the late 70’s / early 80’s. My parents and grandparents used to say we sounded like cowboys.
He’s definitely finished now
What do you think the Russian / right wing disinformation angle will be? AI video?
Weirdly, I never get brain freezes. When I eat cold stuff to fast, I get crippling pain in my throat.
I just don’t understand why someone would spend this much time trying to make a small group of people miserable. Doesn’t she have better things to do with her time?
JK Rowling somehow turned into one of those weird ladies on Nextdoor who has nothing better to do.
Why is the pig a coconut?
Germany, cutting down on knife crime.
A lot of them are owned by the same companies. And they want engagement with their ads.
JD Vance on the stump in Utah: “Tim Walz wants to get your kids drunk with ass tampons”
Or way too much fiber.
So was that a comment from an Austrian thinking the Australian posts was about Austria? Or was that an Australian who misspelled their country’s name? Or was that an Austrian who knew the post was about Australia, but they just wanted to talk about Austria?
Authenticity.
Shows with a laugh track are basically telling you that the writers producers think certain jokes are funny. And fuck that noise.
Shows without a laugh track generally get laughs because an audience is having fun.