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Marge?
Marge?
Listen to this guy/girl OP.
Your dentist will almost certainly recommend:
-Getting an electric toothbrush, READING THE INSTRUCTIONS, and using at least twice daily.
-Simultaneously, getting a water-pik or similar (they make travel ones too) and using it twice a day. (Tastier if you fill it with mouthwash).
Or shell out ~$10k or more (in the US) later for ignoring this advice, like I will in April, for gum restoration procedures.
Plus nobody will tell you you have eye-watering bad breath, but they will certainly hold it against you.
Just sent this to my daughter, she said she feels bad for his kids. I told her I feel worse after learning that he named them Sam and Ella.
Can’t decide if Crimean Combat Seagulls or Kremlin Snuffbox should be the name of the screenplay (or my new band name)
Behold the Master Race™️
Mediocremind
Whelp, I was leaning towards Whisky Dick as my new band name, but now I’m vacillating…
big jug hot cheese dammit
MF is 49 years old.
My man is jacked.
Yup. Kudos.