Just FYI, the striped pole attached to the hydrant is so it can be found under snow.

Lucky. I’ve only had that happen once, but I’ve got shipped a bad motherboard twice over the years.

She’s got nothing on Weird Al Yankovic. Or Bjork, but I wouldn’t call much of her music pop.

It may be more balanced than it was before, but there are a lot of accounts which come across as heavy-handed propaganda and/or radicalized teenagers.

If you’re the tankie type, you might appreciate how tankie-heavy it is.

This is extra funny to me because I do grow leafy greens.

The biggest shrinkflation culprit is food. People need food. Recent trends do, in fact, show that American consumers have been switching to cheaper brands and reducing consumption of some items, but boycotting is unrealistic. People need to eat and a handful of massive corporations own most brands.

If I had my little way

On top of this, rice is not a staple food for most Americans, so many don’t know how to cook it or what to do with it, aside from with packaged goods like Rice-A-Roni.

That is absolutely not something that most kids do.

Similar story. I think my exact words were, “If you hire him, he will railroad you.” 'Nough said.

That sounds reasonable until you consider that kids starting out at their adult life very often only have friends and family who could act as a reference.

I once had a former friend (as in, we had a falling out due to him being a constant asshole) apply to the company I was working at and list me as a reference (we had also worked together for a couple of years at one point).

Oh boy, did he not get that job.

I’m not talking about emoji. I’m talking about, well, talk. Words.

I’m the US, the first foods I was taught to make were breakfast foods. First the safe stuff like cereal, frozen hash browns, frozen Pop tarts, then (around age six) pancakes and French toast. Deviled eggs were also an early first.

That’s what it meant back in the 90s. I was initially confused when people started using the emoji to mean butt.

Also stress.

Same. I required people to take shoes off in my house until I got dogs. They track dirt, pine needles, fur all over the place. I still mostly go around in my socks, but I don’t expect anybody else to.

As a result of narcolepsy, I regularly dream while half awake (think while you’re falling asleep or waking up). It can sometimes be hard to remember whether something happened in a dream or in real life when in that state.

Cheaters tend to be controlling in their relationships. They crave that control, so they don’t actually want to be single. They just want all of the power in the relationship.