if you knock on poops door, don’t be surprised if poop answers

$20 for a year of no capchas

sorry pocket reply

holy shit it’s me in the 3rd panel

bazooka

You see, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight. Take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn them. 'Cause you know what, the musicians that made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years? Rrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so fucking high they let Ringo sing a few tunes. -Bill Hicks

obligatory fuck nestlé

can anyone tell me where “reach your hand up my arse and jerk off my shit” came from? fuckin masterpiece i use it all the time