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4 months agoI’m not. And don’t call me Shirley.
I’m not. And don’t call me Shirley.
I don’t know if this will work for you. Every night I close my eyes and picture a clock with the time I want to wake. Then I tell myself the time I want to wake up.
Truck-kun strikes again
You can drink a glass full of uncooked rice and tap water to save on cooking cost.
🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🪨🍆🍌
I want to send a string of emojis so offensive, it chases all the Puritans off of Plymouth Rock
Wow! Those claws
I never noticed his nice lips
Tropical fruit, so I can relive my trip to Thailand
The ninja has sexy eyes
I think it’s branding to visually tell you this gives suport and lift.
It looks like padded bra
How do I get onesies on the left? Asking for a friend.
I saw mommy kissing santa clause